So I finally managed to wrest control of this complaint column from my over-controlling wife. Good for me. Now I'll tell the real story.
It's all Jenn's fault. Yep -- everything. Well, just the bad stuff. The good stuff is due to me. So, for instance, things that are due to me:
- Bronson is handsome.
- My tummy is full.
- The collapse of the USSR.
To contrast, things that are Jenn's fault:
- Bronson poos a lot.
- Sometimes I forget to eat lunch.
- China.
I think I've made myself clear.
Here's a picture of the kid:
2 comments:
I don't care what the dictionnary says - I maintain that 'wrest' is a stupid word, if a word at all.
AND I'm the reason that Bronson's totally cute. ALSO, I'm not controlling, I just make things happen while others dream of them, or talk of them happening :/
HA.
FURTHERMORE I made dinner!
And, on a side note, I take way better pictures of Bronson than that. :)
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